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These are some lies we made up about Luquillo.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot can be spotted frequently next to the waterfront at Balneario Luquillo eating a chicken drumstick.
A space man has from time to time been spotted swallowing milk in a boat on La Damas Pool.
The spirit of a strong lumberjack holding a large axe is every so often observed traveling on a motorbike on a shadowy road close to Luquillo. Loads of residents declare this phantom is perhaps the struggling phantom of a resident who used to dwell here in Luquillo. Nonetheless, this is a horrible ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A creepy skeleton is known to have been made out on a handful of instances up on the pinnacle of Cerro Bravo discussing into the night. Folks here who have spotted this phantom say this phantom is the stressed spirit of an old Luquillo local resident.
An extremely large raccoon may occasionally be observed seeking someone by Cienaga La Picua.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another
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part of the galaxy has repeatedly been noticed in Caribbean National Forest by the ranger station sniveling.
An ET from Jupiter is frequently seen by Cano Rodriguez looking.
The Mothman may repeatedly be observed laundering a blood-splattered rag in Catarata de la Mina after midnight.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy
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can be spotted time and again meditating at Marina Puerto Chico at night.
A gigantic mandrill is occasionally spotted hauling a corpse over rocks in Area de Recero El Yunque on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions very late at night flying across Bano de Oro.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object can sometimes be distinguished in Caribbean National Forest on a dark night pitching a tent.
A man that transformed into a vampire was seen turning toward the watcher in Bajo Laja at the stroke of midnight. This spirit is extremely active in this area; there have been a few other reports of this individual spirit.
A big terrifying giant became visible staring down into the water at Bahia de Fajardo very late at night.
A very large gorilla was noticed in a Luquillo trailer.
The ghost of a pregnant lady came into view staggering next to a wild road close to Luquillo. The bystander fled after he witnessed the phantom. A resident claims that this ghost
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is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Luquillo many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Luquillo
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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