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An alien appeared wandering through a trailer in Loiza.
An martian traveler from another solar system was distinguished being carried by a horse alongside a highway outside Loiza.
A space man from planet Jupiter was witnessed wandering through a home close to Loiza.
Galileo has often been perceived at a pay phone in Loiza talking on the phone.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes is repeatedly seen staggering through a Loiza vicinity burial ground. If you listen to what the residents allege, this ghost may very well be a renowned former time local of Loiza. In any event, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to bump into after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions glugging down blood from a container by a desolate highway near Loiza late in the night.
A wandering ghost may repeatedly be distinguished being in a deserted dwelling in Loiza. Whatever folks verbalize, this phantom indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Loiza
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Ghost Sightings From Loiza
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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