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These are some lies we made up about Loiza.
A space alien from another solar system can every now and then be observed at night drifting along Cano Carrasco.
A massive weasel has regularly been observed struggling to hide a dead body in Cano San Luis late at night.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun is frequently made out trying to find a bag beneath a parked Toyota in a Loiza parking lot before dawn. A woman who lives here asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Loiza in the past.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer has been perceived on numerous instances verbalizing into the night in Estadio Ovidio de Jesus in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man with half his head lost can repeatedly be seen staring at the view from the top of Cerro San Jose after midnight.
A space invader from Venus can be made out very often clutching a human headbone at Playa Torrecillas Pinones.
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The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown has every now and then been noticed in Bosque Estatal de Pinones around midnight chopping down a high tree. One of the local residents steadfastly claims that this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Loiza before the present.
A Pteranodon is every so often
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spotted in Quebrada Blasina at midnight struggling to express something.
A colossal iguana has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions trying to seize something down near the water at Ensenada Comezon.
An ET from outer space can from time to time be seen near the entrance to Caribbean National Forest reasoning.
An enormous koodoo was perceived in a Loiza area supermarket, marching the aisles.
The phantom of an eight foot huge giant came into sight crying out names of people before dawn on a sidewalk in Loiza. There have been additional testimonies regarding this spirit in the vicinity. A number of of the people here argue this ghost likes frightening people who have the nerve to disrupt the tranquility in Loiza.
The ghost of a female with half her head absent was noticed sitting at a coffee table in a Loiza trailer facing the onlooker. Additional stories of this ghost have been conveyed. It's been declared that this precise ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who come searching for ghosts
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Ghost Sightings From Loiza
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Ghost Sightings From Loiza
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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