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The Gingerbread Man is frequently observed in a Las Marias building.
A space invader is known to have been observed on frequent occasions pacing in the middle of a desolate highway right next door to Las Marias.
A drifting ghost can repeatedly be noticed emerging in a mirror. Folks assert that this ghost likes scaring unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Las Marias.
The spirit of an airplane pilot may be observed often having a seat on the floor in a house outside Las Marias. A man who lives here says that this spirit may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Las Marias before the present.
A gigantic porcupine is occasionally spotted in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Las Marias
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Ghost Sightings From Las Marias
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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