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These are some lies we made up about Lares.
A man with a sword in his head may occasionally be noticed gazing crossly at the observer in Parque Humberto Linares before dawn. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Lares.
A very large hyena has often been spotted hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Rio Angeles before dawn.
The ghost of a mailman is regularly seen watching movies in a Lares living room very late at night.
An Allosaurus is known to have been spotted on a handful of occasions staring across Tres Pueblos Sinkhole before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may be witnessed very often scrutinizing Quebrada Achiote in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien navigator of a UFO has occasionally been noticed slurping blood from a glass up on the peak of Cerro Herencia.
A womanly character is now and then made out searching through garbage
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cans on a Lares avenue.
A gargantuan porpoise has been observed on a few instances on a Lares road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man holding a sword can once in a while be observed gazing at a guy snoozing on a couch in a residence in Lares. Many folks who live here argue this spirit is the stressed spirit
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of an old Lares resident. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets was observed in a supermarket in the Lares vicinity. Several stories of this phantom have been reported. No matter what folks say, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan porcupine came into view trying on a hat in a Lares trailer.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space was witnessed crawling up from a drain hole on a Lares avenue at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a chained up female appeared playing a melody on a harpsichord in a Lares mobile home. Many folks around here have had equivalent events with the same ghost. Either way, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun was seen in a mirror in a Lares home; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror. This phantom is fantastically active in this area; there have been many
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Ghost Sightings From Lares
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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