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These are some lies we made up about Lajas.
An alien from the cosmos is regularly spotted up on Cerro Algarrobo going mad.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress may regularly be made out flinging stones in the center of Rio Cain.
A gentleman with a big hole through his chest may be observed time and again stacking stones on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Sierra Bermeja at night. Some of the locals declare this ghost might be a recognized days gone by dweller of Lajas.
A gargantuan donkey has once in a while been witnessed by the water at Bahia Fosforescente burning a glove.
Count Dracula is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances burying a corpse by a large rock in Boqueron Wildlife Refuge around midnight.
A guy having the head of a demon can every now and then be witnessed before dawn staring over Salinas Fortuna.
The alien pilot of a UFO was perceived dining on a steak in Arrecife Coral before sunrise.
A colossal frog emerged in a rubber
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raft on Represa de San German drinking orange juice.
A gargantuan mule was observed seated on a bench in a mobile home near Lajas.
An ET from Jupiter appeared in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A female alight, carrying a kerosene container was perceived pulling up
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weeds in the yard of a mobile home in Lajas. There have been several reports on the subject of this phantom in the area.
A space invader from another world was observed seated on a bench in a home in Lajas.
The ghost of a planter sporting a worn straw hat has repeatedly been spotted pacing from flat to flat after midnight on a Lajas road.
A young girl dressed in a bloody prom dress is repeatedly witnessed searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Lajas building in the early morning hours.
A big creepy giant has been perceived on several instances looking at folks in a Lajas mobile home through a peephole.
An alien may repeatedly be noticed trying to flag down cars down a shady road outside Lajas.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy may be witnessed over and over again sending a package at a Lajas post office.
A gigantic beaver has once in a while been observed downing fuel from a pump at a fueling station in Lajas.
Christopher Columbus is occasionally seen chatting into the
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thin air as if someone else was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Lajas
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Ghost Sightings From Lajas
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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