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An enormous sheep was observed shouting in Parque Angel Ramon Mora in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Archimedes has repeatedly been observed down next to the shore at Lago Guayabal staring.
The alien commander of a flying saucer is known to have been made out on several instances staring at the water by Represa De Toa Vaca around midnight.
The phantom of a pregnant lady can frequently be distinguished twinkling a flash light up on the summit of Cerro Augustinillo.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a denim jacket may be spotted very often at Punta Pastillo at night staring down into the water. Loads of folks who live here argue this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Juana Diaz some decades ago.
An enormous dormouse has every so often been seen before dawn scrutinizing Quebrada Achiote in detail.
A headless man is occasionally seen drifting down on Rio Bayagan before dawn. Local
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people declare that this ghost may well be a distinguished days gone by local of Juana Diaz.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space has been made out on a few occasions mounted on a scooter on a dark highway near Juana Diaz.
An ET from space can once in a while be distinguished in a Juana Diaz trailer.
A space alien has frequently
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been observed strolling beside a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Juana Diaz.
An martian voyager from the cosmos is repeatedly spotted relaxing on a couch in a trailer near Juana Diaz.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions in the backseat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
The spirit of a surgeon with a bloody uniform may often be perceived gardening in the front garden of a trailer in Juana Diaz.
A female with her right arm and right leg sliced off may be seen over and over again relaxing in an armchair in a flat in Juana Diaz. One of the residents firmly claims that this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Juana Diaz.
The ghost of a man holding a bloody spear has occasionally been distinguished pacing from residence to residence on a dark night on a Juana Diaz residential street. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you don't want to
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run into in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Juana Diaz
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Ghost Sightings From Juana Diaz
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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