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These are some lies we made up about Jayuya.
A very large fish may repeatedly be perceived yelling at the viewer to leave in Parque Maros A Massini very late at night.
An ET from another planet can be perceived time and again on the summit of Cerro Magoyo before dawn glancing at the sight.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has from time to time been spotted before dawn checking out Quebrada Charco del Muerto in detail.
The phantom of an old gentleman with a long white beard is every so often witnessed flying across the Cordillera Central at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman in a military outfit has purportedly been noticed on many occasions at Rio Anon in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving rocks into the current. Folks who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Jayuya many years ago.
An extraterrestrial may from time to time be distinguished down next to
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the water's edge at Lago Caonillas seeking a box.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft was distinguished swallowing soda pop down at Salto de Dona Juana late in the night.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a human inside showed up in a building outside Jayuya. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being
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noticed. No matter what people utter, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that you would not want to meet at night.
A moderately transparent guy outfitted as the captain of a liner came into sight seeking a bag by a parked Buick in a Jayuya parking lot late at night. Panic stricken by the bystanders the spirit receded into the night.
A colossal snake was distinguished in a Jayuya area auto part store, walking the aisles.
The phantom of a young man having on a confederate uniform was seen carrying a human skull at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Jayuya. This exact spirit has been observed repeatedly in this zone. Residents argue that this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Jayuya before the present.
Ludwig van Beethoven has often been seen walking through a house in Jayuya.
A space alien from Saturn is regularly made out being carried by a mule next to a highway in the neighborhood of Jayuya.
A giant waterbuck is rumored to have been noticed on several instances in a
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phone booth in Jayuya talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Jayuya
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Ghost Sightings From Jayuya
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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