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These are some lies we made up about Isabela.
A big terrifying giant can be spotted over and over again in Cancha Mickey Coll at the stroke of midnight staring furiously at the viewer.
A colossal gorilla has now and then been made out going berserk down beside the water at Foso Jacinto.
An ET is occasionally perceived mid stream in Rio Guajataca scooping out a nook.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has supposedly been perceived on several instances walking a German Shepherd in the early morning hours on a shady Isabela street.
Socrates can occasionally be spotted in Quebrada Columbiana before dawn annihilating a hat.
The ghost of a destitute man was seen on the pinnacle of El Centro late at night examining the panorama. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the viewer.
A massive ocelot came into view laundering a blood-splattered cloth in Ojo de Valencia at night.
A dinosaur was witnessed before sunrise soaring across the Cordillera Jaicoa.
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enormous yak was made out in Bosque Estatal de Guajataca late in the night chopping down a high tree.
A gigantic jaguar was made out peeking through residence windows in Isabela before dawn.
An ET from the Moon has regularly been witnessed watching TV in an Isabela living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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invader from outer space is often noticed browsing through garbage cans on an Isabela residential road.
An extremely large sheep has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions on an Isabela avenue at midnight.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object can repeatedly be observed floating in the air like a cloud in Isabela.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy has every so often been distinguished in a supermarket in the Isabela area.
A space invader from the Moon is every now and then perceived trying on clothes in an Isabela residence.
The ghost of a silver-miner is known to have been distinguished on a few instances creeping up from a storm drain on an Isabela avenue at night.
A very large addax can once in a while be noticed snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Isabela.
A woman with a somewhat transparent body is frequently observed in an Isabela school late at night strolling the hallways. In any event, it's a terrifying spirit that is better not messed with.
A sasquatch has purportedly been spotted on a few instances in a mirror in an Isabela trailer; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Isabela
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Ghost Sightings From Isabela
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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