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These are some lies we made up about Humacao.
A massive otter has been observed on one or two instances on the apex of Cerro Candelero at midnight observing the landscape.
A Stegosaurus can frequently be witnessed at Balneario Publico de Humacao looking for a man.
A gigantic chimpanzee may be perceived repeatedly at the water at Punta Candelero holding a human cranium.
A very large parrot has from time to time been made out screaming in Quebrada Aguacate after midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is every so often noticed by Boca Prieta struggling to utter something.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions marching from residence to residence in the early morning hours on a Humacao avenue.
A womanly body may once in a while be observed going through a closet in the bedroom of a Humacao trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from another planet is often perceived rearranging
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orbs around in Caribbean National Forest right by the park headquarters.
An extremely large toad is rumored to have been observed on several occasions staring at people in a Humacao mobile home through a window.
The ghost of a female with demonic signs etched into her back may regularly be witnessed in a wild neighborhood near Humacao.
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space man may be witnessed frequently hovering by the side of a shady road near Humacao.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her chest has once in a while been made out posting an envelope at a Humacao post office. Locals here say that this ghost could be a renowned past native of Humacao.
An martian voyager from another galaxy is sometimes spotted articulating into the thin air as if someone else was near.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun has been said to have been spotted on many instances peeping through house windows in Humacao before sunrise. One of the locals definitely asserts that this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long departed Humacao person who lived here.
William Shakespeare may occasionally be spotted watching movies in a Humacao living room at night.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing was noticed searching through trash container on a Humacao avenue. This particular ghost has been distinguished very frequently in this spot. Some of the folks here argue this spirit
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is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Humacao some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Humacao
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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