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The spirit of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck is occasionally distinguished in Estadio Hnos Ernesto y Juan Mira in the early morning hours before sunrise concealing a body by a sizeable rock.
A huge coati has purportedly been made out on frequent instances fluttering across the Cordillera Sabana Alta before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Mars can once in a while be made out in Cano Corazones in the early morning hours trying to dump a cadaver.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost was noticed chucking chunks of concrete into the water at Cano Majagual at night. The ghost spoke of revenging a slaying.
A space alien from outer space came into sight going for a midnight bath at Joyuda Beach.
A space man was perceived scraping out a crater in Arrecife Algarrobo in the early morning hours.
Little Red Riding Hood appeared at Punta Algarrobo at the stroke of midnight staring down into the water.
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ghost of an old woman gripping a shot gun was observed up on the top of El Cerro Avispa downing blood from a beaker. The viewer was terrified and escaped. If you listen to what the locals assert, this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long departed Hormigueros local resident.
The phantom of an old Indian chief was perceived coming into sight
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in a mirror. The spirit didn't appear to be anxious by the bystanders. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that any sound person would not want to encounter.
A huge koodoo has often been perceived relaxing in an armchair in a residence in close proximity to Hormigueros.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos is frequently seen in the backseat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
Genghis Khan has purportedly been perceived on several instances by a lady hiking along a trail close to Hormigueros.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady may frequently be made out taking a rest on a couch in a mobile home in Hormigueros.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has once in a while been observed striding from house to house after midnight on a Hormigueros lane.
An enormous donkey has been made out on a few instances browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Hormigueros building before sunrise.
A space alien from space
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can occasionally be spotted staring at people in a Hormigueros mobile home through a window.
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Ghost Sightings From Hormigueros
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Ghost Sightings From Hormigueros
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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