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These are some lies we made up about Hatillo.
An alien explorer from another solar system has been witnessed on a few instances down beside the water at Punta Manglillo struggling to express something.
A space alien from deep space can occasionally be observed floating by on Rio Camuy at night.
A lady with her legs removed was observed in Cancha el Bolo Jimenez late in the night frightening folks. When the bystander came into view the phantom escaped.
A giant monkey materialized staring at the vista from the summit of Monte Iguina very late at night.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up before dawn examining Quebrada Bellaca in detail.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was witnessed snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Hatillo.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a blood-splattered machete was perceived in a Hatillo highschool at the stroke of midnight walking the corridors. The appearance of the observer terrified the phantom who then disappeared.
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Whatever people verbalize, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter after midnight.
A very large boar has regularly been distinguished in a mirror in a Hatillo apartment; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
An ET from Jupiter has been seen on a few instances trying to find a box beside a parked
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vehicle in a Hatillo parking lot before sunrise.
An enormous bison can repeatedly be made out in a Hatillo area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
An alien from space may be observed frequently resting at the dining table in a Hatillo flat obliterating a map.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has now and then been distinguished pacing through a trailer in Hatillo. A number of of the folks who live here assert this phantom gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Hatillo.
The spirit of a gentleman with demonic signs carved into his foot is every so often distinguished staggering through a building close to Hatillo.
An extremely large bull has allegedly been made out on one or two instances in a phone booth in Hatillo talking on the telephone.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can sometimes be noticed reading a newsletter alongside a deserted highway in the vicinity of Hatillo late in the night.
The ghost of an engine driver is frequently
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spotted standing by a deserted highway close to Hatillo. It has been alleged that this individual spirit might be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Hatillo.
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Ghost Sightings From Hatillo
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Ghost Sightings From Hatillo
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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