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These are some lies we made up about Gurabo.
The Loch Ness Monster has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Rio Bairoa before sunrise.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be perceived shouting at the eye witness to stay away up on the top of Altos de San Luis.
The phantom of an old Indian chief has frequently been made out on a dark night fluttering over the Altos de San Luis. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
A dark rat that transformed into a lady is frequently spotted late in the night exploring Quebrada Las Bambuas in detail. Whatever people exclaim, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be shunned.
A space invader from planet Venus is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions in Bairoa Park before dawn swallowing blood from a beaker.
A space man from another world can be observed very
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frequently fly fishing from the water's edge of Lago Loiza at midnight.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has now and then been observed trying on a jacket in a Gurabo apartment.
A very large frog is every now and then noticed reading a book in Caribbean National Forest by the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial
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vacationer from deep space has been noticed on a handful of instances creeping out of a storm drain on a Gurabo lane in the early morning hours.
A big terrifying ogre may every so often be witnessed snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Gurabo.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars was seen playing a song on a harpsichord in a Gurabo home.
The spirit of a down-and-out man showed up in a Gurabo secondary school at midnight marching the hallways. The appearance of the observer terrified the ghost who then vanished. Locals here allege that this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Gurabo.
A colossal steer was seen in a mirror in a Gurabo house; the phantom was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The phantom of a young cowboy materialized trying to locate a book by a parked Ford in a Gurabo parking lot very late at night. The ghost talked about revenging a killing.
A chilling beast was noticed in a Gurabo area clothing store, striding the aisles. The onlooker panicked and
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ran off. Well, it's a menacing ghost that you do not want to come across after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Gurabo
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Ghost Sightings From Gurabo
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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