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A space alien from planet Jupiter has every so often been distinguished suspended in the air like a blimp in Guaynabo.
A giant mouse is once in a while perceived looking at an old man slumbering on a futon in a house in Guaynabo.
A space invader from another world has been said to have been made out on several occasions trying on a shirt in a Guaynabo apartment.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can sometimes be distinguished ascending out of a manhole on a Guaynabo road before sunrise.
A gigantic gopher was observed poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Guaynabo.
A woman lacking a head became visible performing a piece of music on a piano in a Guaynabo mobile home. When the eye witness appeared the phantom ran away. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Guaynabo
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Ghost Sightings From Guaynabo
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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