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Guaynabo, Puerto Rico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Guaynabo.
Henry VIII was observed by the water at Bahia de Puerto Nuevo trying to locate a glove.
The ghost of a civil war soldier was seen guzzling milk by Cienaga de las Cucharillas. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else nearby. One of the people who live here firmly claims that this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in Guaynabo. No matter what people exclaim, it is in all certainty a terrifying spirit that is better not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial was noticed dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Cano Aguas Frias before dawn.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has repeatedly been perceived articulating into the air in a sail boat on Aljibe las Curias.
A very large quagga is frequently observed in Bajo San Agustin at midnight reading a book.
A gargantuan eland may repeatedly be perceived sending a package at a Guaynabo post office.
The ghost of an appallingly
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charred woman may be noticed frequently at Balneario Condado very late at night taking a swim. Some folks assert this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Guaynabo local person. Well, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that you don't want to run into very late at night.
A space alien from another planet has now and then
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been witnessed in Abraham Lincoln Statue late at night shouting.
A sasquatch has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions viewing the landscape from the pinnacle of Cerro La Pena in the early morning hours.
A space invader can occasionally be made out articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was present.
A huge mole has frequently been spotted flashing a kerosene lamp quite near Caribbean National Forest.
The ghost of a guy with numbers engraved into his forehead is regularly perceived peeping through building windows in Guaynabo late in the night. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship has supposedly been spotted on one or two instances watching shows in a Guaynabo living room in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a train driver can be observed often rummaging around in trash container on a Guaynabo avenue. It has been asserted that this particular ghost is that of a local resident who lived
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here in Guaynabo in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Guaynabo
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Ghost Sightings From Guaynabo
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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