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These are some lies we made up about Guayanilla.
A bloodcurdling skeleton may be seen over and over again bathing down by Playa de Guayanilla in the early morning hours before sunrise. People here who have observed this ghost declare this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Guayanilla before the present.
A very large cony is now and then spotted watching the vista from the highest spot of Cerro Candiles at midnight.
An alien from the cosmos is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions staring across Los Sumideros in the early morning hours.
A space man was made out in Arrecife Fanduco after midnight attempting to grasp something.
A glowing human figure appeared shining a flash light down by the water at Bahia de Tallaboa. The viewer escaped after he noticed the ghost.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet was made out thinking in Estadio Luis Tite Arroyo on a dark night.
The Ugly Duckling was distinguished staring at folks in a Guayanilla trailer through
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a keyhole.
An alien from planet Jupiter was noticed beneath a creepy big tree in Bosque Estatal de Guanica appearing chilling.
An extremely large pony is often noticed trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a dark highway near Guayanilla.
The ghost of a youthful guy in a leather jacket has been noticed on many instances gazing
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irritably at the observer in the middle of Rio Canas.
A space alien from another world can often be noticed at Presa Antonio Lucchetti at night yelling at the bystander to stay away.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be seen very often heaving boulders on the shore of Lago Lucchetti.
Alexander the Great has from time to time been witnessed slurping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Guayanilla.
A space invader from planet Neptune is sometimes witnessed walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours before sunrise on a dark Guayanilla street.
A giant alligator has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions watching television in a Guayanilla living room after midnight.
An ET from another planet can occasionally be made out browsing through garbage cans on a Guayanilla street.
A headless man is regularly distinguished on a Guayanilla lane after midnight. A man who lives here claims that this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who
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have the guts to interrupt the calm in Guayanilla. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Guayanilla
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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