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Guayama, Puerto Rico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Guayama.
The ghost of a hobo is often witnessed looking down into the water at Punta Barrancas at midnight. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Guayama in the past. Whichever way, it's a terrifying ghost that you do not want to meet at midnight.
The ghost of an old hag is known to have been seen on one or two occasions in the early morning hours exploring Arrecife Algarrobo in detail. In any event, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A sizeable frightening dragon may be perceived frequently searching for something next to a desolate road right next door to Guayama late in the night.
A female's body having a rat's head has every so often been seen up on the pinnacle of Cerro Boca del Infierno grasping a human cranium. Based on what the residents assert, this spirit enjoys scaring unwise people who are brave enough to disrupt the serenity in Guayama. Whatever folks express,
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this phantom certainly is creepy; one that should be shunned.
A space man is sometimes observed in Bosque Estatal de Aguirre in the early morning hours hunting with a bow and arrow.
A colossal mouse is known to have been seen on frequent instances at Balneario de Arroyo on a dark night looking at the waves down at the water's edge.
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extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object may occasionally be noticed hovering over the Sierra de Jajome on a dark night.
An martian explorer from another world is frequently spotted at Rio Grande de Patillas before dawn tossing rocks into the flowing water.
A semi decayed human corpse may regularly be distinguished dragging a body over the grass in Cancha Ernesto Vaquez Diaz late at night. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a hostile phantom that you do not want to bump into before sunrise.
A space man from another solar system can be made out over and over again hanging out in a derelict structure in Guayama.
A female ablaze, gripping a fuel container is once in a while witnessed right by Caribbean National Forest facing the onlooker.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is known to have been observed on several instances being carried by a low rider on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Guayama.
A woman with a sea-green face can once in a while be noticed in
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a trailer in Guayama. Many folks who live here claim this ghost likes scaring foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Guayama.
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Ghost Sightings From Guayama
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Ghost Sightings From Guayama
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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