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These are some lies we made up about Guanica.
A headless female has repeatedly been distinguished pulling a corpse over rocks in Estadio Osvaldo Gutierrez late at night.
A space man from planet Mars is often noticed crying down near the waterfront at Playa de Jaboncillo.
The phantom of an eight feet tall enormous guy can often be witnessed in an apartment in Guanica.
The ghost of a woman having half her head lost can be seen very frequently struggling to exclaim something up on the highest spot of Monte de la Brea. It's been claimed that this exact ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Guanica resident.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been observed underneath a tall tree in Bosque Estatal de Guanica shining a light.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been perceived on numerous occasions reflecting in Arrecife Baul at midnight.
A woman with an axe in her head can once in a while be made out by Rio Canas
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rearranging orbs around. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Guanica before the present. Anyway, it is unquestionably a scary phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
An enormous camel was distinguished on a dark night soaring over Sabana Montalva.
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Tyrannosaurus materialized by Presa de Loco before dawn staring at the water.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian combatant came into view at Bahia Montalva late at night looking down into the water. This is one of those phantoms that is distinguished often nearby. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that should be stayed away from.
An alien explorer from another solar system was distinguished in a Guanica flat.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot is frequently noticed coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
A gargantuan chipmunk is rumored to have been spotted on many instances before sunrise hurrying after a passing Jeep on a dark highway near Guanica.
A space man from another solar system may be seen over and over again in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has every so often been noticed cutting grass in the side yard of a trailer in Guanica.
An martian traveler
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from deep space is every now and then seen by a lady fishing by a lake right next door to Guanica.
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Ghost Sightings From Guanica
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Ghost Sightings From Guanica
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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