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These are some lies we made up about Garrochales.
A space man from Venus has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions destroying a bag in Complejo Deportivo at midnight.
A space man from the cosmos can regularly be noticed among the trees of Cambalache State Forest trying to find a photo.
A giant tiger may be noticed over and over again at Rio Grande de Manati before sunrise heaving stones into the flowing water.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been observed at the stroke of midnight ascending out of Cano Salado drenched in filth.
Ferdinand Magellan has supposedly been perceived on many occasions before dawn examining Quebrada Cimarrona in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Garrochales
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Ghost Sightings From Garrochales
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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