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These are some lies we made up about Fort Buchanan.
An alien voyager from another galaxy was perceived looking down into the water at Bahia de Puerto Nuevo before dawn.
A Centrosaurus came into view heaving bricks into the water at Cano Aguas Frias before dawn.
A space man from deep space was made out in Bajo San Agustin in the early morning hours flickering a lantern.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was seen in a home in the vicinity of Fort Buchanan. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody else present. Many people who live here assert this phantom likes startling unwise people who come trying to locate phantoms in Fort Buchanan.
An alien has repeatedly been spotted in Abraham Lincoln Statue in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a corpse by a big boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Buchanan
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Buchanan
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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