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These are some lies we made up about Florida.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress can often be observed in Los Canos at midnight going wild. Nevertheless, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that should be let alone.
An ET from outer space may be spotted often late at night drifting by on Rio Barbas.
A space alien has from time to time been made out excavating a hollow in the soil in Cambalache State Forest in the early morning hours.
A Chupacabra is occasionally made out up on Cerro Gordo downing blood from a jar.
A lady with a bottle-green face can now and then be noticed dining on a burger by Cano Salado.
The ghost of a delivery man has often been observed in Complejo Deportivo late at night guzzling soda pop.
A womanly body is frequently spotted struggling up from a manhole on a Florida lane in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, this spirit undeniably is chilling; one that is rather not upset.
An extraterrestrial explorer
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from another world may frequently be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Florida.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a sword may be perceived frequently playing a melody on a flute in a Florida building. A lot of local residents claim this spirit loves frightening foolish folks who come searching for spirits
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in Florida.
A gigantic mule has sometimes been witnessed in a Florida secondary school before dawn walking the corridors.
The ghost of a female with satanic symbols cut into her back is once in a while noticed in a mirror in a Florida building; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror. Residents assert that this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Florida many years ago. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable ghost that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
A female with larvae crawling out of her mouth has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions in a residence near Florida. A resident alleges that this ghost could be a renowned former time local of Florida.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her back may every so often be noticed in a Florida area auto part store, pacing the aisles. Some people assert this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Florida.
A huge mustang was witnessed taking a rest at a table in a Florida
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Ghost Sightings From Florida
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Ghost Sightings From Florida
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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