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These are some lies we made up about Fajardo.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances spending time in a neglected farmhouse in Fajardo.
A massive peccary can be noticed frequently by Marina Puerto Chico at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.
The phantom of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform has every so often been witnessed climbing a tree in Bosque Estatal de Ceiba in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female with her right arm and right leg amputated has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions stacking bricks in Arrecife Corona Carrillo before dawn. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Fajardo before the present. One thing's for guaranteed, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that is rather not upset.
An ET from Jupiter may sometimes be seen observing the surroundings from
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the apex of Cerro Corozal late at night.
An alien from the cosmos has frequently been seen chucking pieces of wood into the flow at Rio Camandulas around midnight.
An enormous dog is frequently observed in a boat on La Damas Pool downing orange juice.
A military uniform strolling about without a body in it has been distinguished
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on numerous instances standing by a wild highway outside Fajardo. Anyway, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to run into at midnight.
The phantom of a civil war fighter can frequently be perceived by Balneario Luquillo late in the night swimming. A person who lives here says that this ghost may very well be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Fajardo.
The ghost of a gentleman having satanic symbols engraved into his leg may be spotted frequently trying to locate someone by the water at Punta Aguila. In any event, this is an intimidating spirit that any rational person would not want to encounter.
The spirit of a train driver has now and then been witnessed carrying a cranium in Bano de Oro Trail after midnight. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A female with no head is known to have been seen on frequent instances yelling right by Caribbean National Forest. Regardless of what folks express, it undoubtedly is a terrifying spirit that should be steered
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Ghost Sightings From Fajardo
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Ghost Sightings From Fajardo
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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