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These are some lies we made up about Dorado.
The ghost of a zinc-miner materialized on the peak of Alto Las Ovejas in the early morning hours examining the landscape. The eye witness got scared and ran off. Whatever people exclaim, it's a menacing phantom that is better not disrupted.
A female with a partly see-through body was spotted chucking boulders into the flow at Cano Campanero in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the observer. One thing is for guaranteed, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you would not want to come across around midnight.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized twinkling a lamp by Cienaga Prieta.
The spirit of a man dressed in a sheriff outfit was observed in Cancha Lauro Davila late at night pulling a cadaver across the ground. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the night.
An ET from planet Mars was noticed rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Dorado building in
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the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of an aged guy with a long gray mustache has frequently been spotted shuffling orbs around down beside the water at Bahia de Toa. It has been argued that this exact ghost is the stressed soul of a former Dorado local resident.
A space man from another planet is rumored to have been observed
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on a few occasions looking frightening in Hoyo Prieto on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer may repeatedly be made out at Playa de Cerro Gordo very late at night staring at the waves beside the shore.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head can be distinguished over and over again seated at the dining table in a Dorado mobile home. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Dorado a long time ago.
The phantom of a female with a plastic bag fastened around her head has every so often been distinguished going nuts in Caribbean National Forest at the ranger station.
A large chilling phantom is now and then observed in a secluded location close to Dorado. Loads of folks who live here assert this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Dorado.
A dinosaur has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions trying to get cars to stop down a shady
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Ghost Sightings From Dorado
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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