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These are some lies we made up about Culebra.
A decapitated guy has been made out on many instances by Playa Brava at night taking a swim. One of the folks who live here definitely declares that this ghost enjoys startling folks who have the nerve to upset the silence in Culebra. In any case, it's a menacing spirit that you do not want to encounter after midnight.
A space man from planet Mercury may repeatedly be spotted on the top of Cerro Balcon at the stroke of midnight observing the surroundings.
An Icthyosaurus may be made out over and over again beside the water at Punta Almodovar staring.
The spirit of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform has occasionally been distinguished studying Bajo Amarillo in detail after midnight.
A huge hippopotamus is now and then observed burying a cadaver by a big rock in Culebra National Wildlife Refuge in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Culebra
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Ghost Sightings From Culebra
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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