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These are some lies we made up about Coto Laurel.
A space invader from planet Pluto has every now and then been distinguished surveying the scenery from the peak of Cerro Augustinillo in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is every so often seen obliterating a bag next to a secluded highway in close proximity to Coto Laurel before dawn.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been spotted on many occasions tossing rocks into Lago Guayabal before sunrise.
A colossal hare may sometimes be made out being in an uninhabited manor in Coto Laurel.
A space man from Jupiter has often been observed in Abolition Park at midnight pulling a cadaver across the ground.
An ET from another solar system is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions by Represa De Toa Vaca before dawn gazing at the water.
A Brachiosaurus may frequently be witnessed tossing pebbles into the water at Rio Anon before dawn.
A space man can
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be distinguished time and again carrying a human skull at the water at Punta Cabullones.
An alien vacationer from another world is occasionally seen yelling in Quebrada Achiote on a dark night.
An alien from space can now and then be perceived standing by a secluded highway in close proximity to Coto Laurel.
An extremely large
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chimpanzee was witnessed traveling on a moped on a dark road near Coto Laurel.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer emerged in a residence in Coto Laurel.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was made out in a Coto Laurel trailer.
A space invader from space was noticed coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
An extremely large ibex was seen sitting on the floor in a residence near Coto Laurel.
A colossal puppy is regularly witnessed at night sprinting after a passing truck on a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Coto Laurel.
The ghost of a guy having on a police force outfit has supposedly been seen on one or two instances in the backseat of a Honda by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. A local woman claims that this ghost could be a well-known days gone by local of Coto Laurel. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is frightening; one that should be shunned.
A space man can repeatedly be perceived mowing the lawn in the side yard of a home in Coto Laurel.
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Ghost Sightings From Coto Laurel
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Ghost Sightings From Coto Laurel
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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