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These are some lies we made up about Corozal.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is known to have been made out on many occasions in Hoyo Prieto before dawn smoking a pipe.
A space invader can regularly be witnessed at the stroke of midnight soaring across the Montanas de Corozal.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft may be spotted frequently reading a magazine in Cancha Lauro Davila at midnight.
A giant weasel has from time to time been spotted trying to locate someone down by El Salto Grande around midnight.
An martian traveler from another solar system has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions crying up on Cerro Magueyes.
A Seismosaurus can sometimes be made out in Cano Campanero looking.
A gargantuan chinchilla has often been seen browsing through garbage cans on a Corozal residential road.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is repeatedly made out hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Corozal.
An alien from space can regularly
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be noticed looking at an old woman snoozing on a couch in a building in Corozal.
An enormous pony can be spotted very frequently trying on socks in a Corozal trailer.
An extremely large deer has now and then been distinguished outside the entrance to Caribbean National Forest screaming names.
Alexander the Great is sometimes witnessed
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nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Corozal.
A big creepy ghost is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions in a Corozal highschool very late at night walking the hallways. Regardless of what people say, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not disturbed.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may every so often be perceived in a mirror in a Corozal building; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A space man from Mars was made out in a residence right next door to Corozal.
A colossal quagga came into sight searching for a picture beside a parked car in a Corozal parking lot at midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform was observed stacking boulders very late at night on a lawn in Corozal. The ghost was ingested by the air after being distinguished. It's been claimed that this individual ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Corozal before the present.
Count Dracula
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came into sight pacing through a mobile home in Corozal.
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Ghost Sightings From Corozal
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Ghost Sightings From Corozal
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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