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These are some lies we made up about Comerio.
The phantom of an elderly man with a long white mustache may be noticed over and over again in Cancha Bajo Techo after midnight stacking chunks of concrete. One of the residents confidently asserts that this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Comerio.
Vasco da Gama has once in a while been perceived guzzling blood from a jar by Rio Arroyata.
A colossal lynx is sometimes made out at Comerio Dam at night consuming a steak.
A gigantic eland has supposedly been observed on numerous instances looking at the sight from the pinnacle of Cerro Almirante before dawn.
The alien technician of a flying saucer may now and then be noticed checking out Canon de San Cristobal in detail at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world has often been witnessed soaring across the Montanas de Juan Gonzalez before dawn.
A Yeti is regularly seen by a guy canoeing in a river
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next to Comerio.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions taking a rest on a stool in a mobile home in Comerio.
A huge frog can repeatedly be made out in Caribbean National Forest near the park headquarters trying to grasp something.
A space man from outer space may
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be distinguished over and over again meditating by a lamppost in Comerio.
A big scary beast has now and then been noticed strolling from house to house before dawn on a Comerio residential street.
A space man is now and then perceived rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Comerio house very late at night.
An enormous bighorn is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances relaxing at a table in a Comerio building.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship can every so often be perceived gazing at folks in a Comerio home through a window.
A medieval knight's armor without a person inside was made out trying to flag down cars alongside a murky road right next door to Comerio. The ghost didn't appear to be troubled by the onlookers.
A massive musk deer materialized mailing a package at a Comerio post office.
Socrates showed up glugging down gas from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Comerio.
The phantom of a lady with a bag fastened around her
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head was perceived speaking into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the air. Several people argue this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Comerio local.
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Ghost Sightings From Comerio
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Ghost Sightings From Comerio
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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