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These are some lies we made up about Cidra.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his right hand may repeatedly be made out screaming at the eye witness to go away up on Cerro Almirante. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The Abominable Snowman has now and then been perceived gazing over Los Sumideros in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an old woman carrying a rifle is from time to time made out heaving chunks of concrete by Rio Arroyata. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions hauling a body over the grass in Cancha Bajo Techo on a dark night.
The ghost of an old Indian chief may from time to time be noticed examining Escollo Grande in detail before sunrise.
An enormous mole is regularly noticed at Comerio Dam before sunrise looking for a box.
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black rat that shifted shape into a woman has allegedly been perceived on a small number of instances seated on a sofa in a house in Cidra.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may often be distinguished strolling from mobile home to mobile home very late at night on a Cidra residential road.
A space alien can be spotted very
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often in Caribbean National Forest quite near the park headquarters speaking into the air.
An alien traveler from another planet has sometimes been spotted seated at the kitchen counter in a Cidra residence.
A space man from planet Neptune is from time to time noticed gazing at people in a Cidra apartment through an air vent.
A giant mouse is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions in a secluded place in close proximity to Cidra.
A space invader from space can from time to time be witnessed trying to get cars to stop beside a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Cidra.
A space alien was seen dispatching a box at a Cidra post office.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a maid came into sight guzzling unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Cidra. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being made out. One thing's for sure, this phantom undoubtedly is frightening; one that is rather not disrupted.
Socrates was noticed chatting into the air as if somebody
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Ghost Sightings From Cidra
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Ghost Sightings From Cidra
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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