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These are some lies we made up about Ceiba.
A Pteranodon is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions on the highest spot of Cerro Corozal at midnight glancing at the view.
A colossal impala can regularly be spotted down by the water's edge at Playa Blanca appearing creepy.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be distinguished often at Punta Algodones before dawn looking down into the water.
The ghost of a young lady in a bloody dress is every so often seen gathering firewood in Bosque Estatal de Ceiba very late at night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost loves terrifying people who are fearless enough to disturb the quiet in Ceiba.
An enormous coyote has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions seated at the dining table in a Ceiba home.
A headless woman has often been noticed in Arrecife Corona Carrillo on a dark night mounding stones.
The spirit of an eight foot high huge giant is repeatedly distinguished in
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Cayos de la Cordillera Nature Reserve at the stroke of midnight hauling a dead body over the grass.
The spirit of a female having half her head missing has been perceived on one or two occasions drinking blood from a jar at Marina Puerto Chico at night. One thing's for sure, this ghost sure is menacing; one that any wise person wouldn't wish
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to encounter.
An martian traveler from another planet can regularly be made out searching for a shoe in the center of Rio Camandulas.
A space invader from the cosmos has every so often been seen looking at people in a Ceiba house through an air vent.
A woman with a sword in her head has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions in a deserted neighborhood close to Ceiba.
An extremely large ram may every so often be made out reading a magazine outside the entrance to Caribbean National Forest.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft was observed near Virgin Islands National Park grasping a human skull.
An ET from planet Jupiter came into sight waving to cars down a murky road right next door to Ceiba.
A space alien from another galaxy was distinguished posting a container at a Ceiba post office.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object was perceived drinking regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Ceiba.
A wandering phantom was made out articulating
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into the thin air as if someone in addition was there. When the viewer became visible the ghost ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Ceiba
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Ghost Sightings From Ceiba
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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