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These are some lies we made up about Cayey.
A space man from another galaxy may be witnessed very frequently very late at night checking out Escollo Grande in detail.
An extremely large rat has sometimes been seen hauling a body from the freezing water of Rio Chiquito in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan baboon is from time to time made out soaring across the Sierra de Jajome at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been distinguished on numerous occasions in Parque Jesus M Fuertes around midnight stacking bricks.
A sizeable chilling monster may once in a while be witnessed demolishing a photo up on the pinnacle of Cerro Almirante.
An extremely large squirrel has repeatedly been distinguished suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Cayey.
The ghost of a jet pilot is frequently distinguished in a hardware store in the Cayey area. In any case, this is a horrible phantom that should be avoided.
Nicolaus Copernicus
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is rumored to have been noticed on many occasions slurping orange juice in Caribbean National Forest at the ranger station.
A very large newt can regularly be perceived creeping out of a storm drain on a Cayey street very late at night.
A Seismosaurus can be perceived very frequently playing a tune on a piano in a Cayey home.
The
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ghost of a muscular lumberjack hauling a big axe has every so often been spotted in a Cayey school at night wandering the corridors. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to meet after midnight.
An martian explorer from space is every so often noticed in a mirror in a Cayey trailer; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror.
The chilling phantom of a Hun can every now and then be witnessed in a trailer near Cayey.
A space man from planet Mars was witnessed in a Cayey area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
A man that transformed into a vampire was made out struggling to seize something around midnight by a vending machine in Cayey. The appearance of the onlooker scared the ghost who then vanished. Regardless of what folks articulate, it is certainly a chilling spirit that any wise person would not want to meet.
An alien from deep space appeared resting at the dining table in a Cayey trailer flashing a light.
A glow-in-the-dark human character was seen wandering through a trailer
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in Cayey. The viewer got scared and fled.
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Ghost Sightings From Cayey
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Ghost Sightings From Cayey
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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