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Hansel and Gretel's mom has from time to time been spotted staggering from flat to flat after midnight on a Catano lane.
A gigantic wildcat is known to have been seen on many occasions browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Catano home at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a man holding a bloody knife can occasionally be perceived relaxing at a table in a Catano trailer.
A space alien from the cosmos was made out in a desolate area next to Catano.
An armed forces outfit striding about with no body in it appeared waving to cars by the side of a murky highway in the vicinity of Catano. The bystander ran away after he saw the ghost. A local man asserts that this spirit could be a famous yesteryear dweller of Catano.
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Ghost Sightings From Catano
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Ghost Sightings From Catano
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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