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These are some lies we made up about Catano.
A Seismosaurus appeared scooping out a hole in Cano Aguas Frias.
The phantom of an airliner pilot was observed traveling on a bike on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Catano. Further folks close by have had matching occurrences with a very similar ghost.
An alien from space showed up studying Bajo San Agustin in detail in the early morning hours.
The chilling ghost of a Hun was distinguished in Abraham Lincoln Statue very late at night dragging a corpse across the ground. This spirit is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been several additional reports of this specific spirit.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was distinguished gazing down into the water at Bahia de Puerto Nuevo late in the night. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed frequently close by. According to what the folks who live here assert, this spirit is that of a resident who lived here in Catano long ago. No matter what, it's a creepy spirit that
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you shouldn't go searching for.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often witnessed smoking a cigar up on the pinnacle of El Horno.
A luminous human figure may frequently be witnessed down near the water at Balneario Condado verbalizing into the thin air. Residents here who have observed this spirit claim this spirit
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gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who are bold enough to disturb the tranquility in Catano.
An ET from Mars may be witnessed over and over again trying to locate another ghost by Cienaga de San Pedro.
The spirit of a young guy dressed in a leather jacket is every now and then distinguished in a Catano house.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions howling right by the entrance to Caribbean National Forest.
A gargantuan chipmunk may every now and then be seen emerging in a bathroom mirror.
A headless man has regularly been seen resting in a chair in a flat close to Catano.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often made out in the rear seat of a car by the driver spotting the spirit in his rear view mirror after midnight.
A space alien from planet Pluto is known to have been witnessed on many occasions by an old woman hiking along a trail close to Catano.
A lady with her head and right arm and left leg cut
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off may be seen time and again having a seat on a sofa in a house in Catano. Folks here say that this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Catano before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Catano
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Ghost Sightings From Catano
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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