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These are some lies we made up about Castaner.
An extremely large shrew was distinguished in Quebrada Achiote before sunrise destroying an object.
A space invader from another galaxy showed up guzzling blood from a glass in Lake Luchetti Reserve late at night.
A space alien was spotted gobbling a burger up on the highest spot of Alto de la Bandera.
A gigantic gemsbok was witnessed at Presa Antonio Lucchetti late in the night smoking a pipe.
A person with a skeleton face having on shady robes has often been perceived late in the night drifting by on Rio Angeles.
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Ghost Sightings From Castaner
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Ghost Sightings From Castaner
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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