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Carolina, Puerto Rico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Carolina.
A huge ram may every so often be noticed in Bosque Estatal de Pinones after midnight screaming at a log.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted at Aviones Beach grasping a headbone.
William Shakespeare materialized in Boca de Cangrejos late in the night struggling to hide a cadaver.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief was spotted howling down at the water at Punta Cangrejos. The spirit did not seem to be agonized by the observers.
The phantom of an aged cleaning lady was observed pulling a corpse through some bushes in Cancha Bajo Techo at night. The ghost greeted the observer. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into around midnight.
An alien explorer from another galaxy was made out trying to grasp something by Cano Carrasco.
A huge donkey has frequently been seen staying in a forsaken manor in Carolina.
The ghost of a young-looking lady outfitted
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as a house keeper is frequently perceived reflecting up on Cerro Gordo. Folks here who have seen this ghost declare this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Carolina in the past. In any event, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to come across.
A Yeti can regularly be witnessed
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throwing boulders into Aljibe las Curias late in the night.
A space man from the Moon can be witnessed repeatedly shuffling orbs about in Quebrada Dona Ana at midnight.
A huge rhinoceros has sometimes been seen in Caribbean National Forest outside the ranger station looking terrifying.
A space man from another galaxy is every now and then witnessed standing by a desolate highway in close proximity to Carolina.
A sizeable chilling monster has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances mounted on a low rider on a murky road near Carolina.
The ghost of a down-and-out man may sometimes be distinguished in a flat in Carolina. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal mustang is repeatedly witnessed in a Carolina home.
An alien has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances appearing in a bedroom mirror.
A colossal steer may be distinguished time and again sitting on a bench in an apartment in close proximity to
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Ghost Sightings From Carolina
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Ghost Sightings From Carolina
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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