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Canovanas, Puerto Rico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Canovanas.
An extremely large elk can be noticed very often by Cano Carrasco shining a lamp.
The Abominable Snowman has every now and then been witnessed on the pinnacle of Cerro Gordo in the early morning hours watching the landscape.
A gentleman having a spear in his head is every so often seen exploring Hoya Fria in detail around midnight. One of the locals steadfastly alleges that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long dead Canovanas local.
An ET from planet Venus may from time to time be spotted spending time in an abandoned structure in Canovanas.
A space man from outer space has frequently been made out by Cano San Luis staring crossly at the viewer.
The ghost of a mail carrier is often distinguished staring down into the water at Punta Iglesia in the early morning hours.
A massive mole has been noticed on many occasions setting up camp in Bosque Estatal de Pinones before sunrise.
A big bloodcurdling monster can
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repeatedly be perceived carving a hollow at Playa Torrecillas Pinones.
A space man can be observed often burning a map in Estadio Manuel Carrasquillo Herpen in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has now and then been spotted standing by a desolate road right next door to Canovanas.
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alien vacationer from another planet is every so often perceived devouring a burger in Caribbean National Forest near the park headquarters.
A female character has purportedly been made out on a few instances in a house in Canovanas.
The phantom of a guy carrying a sword may from time to time be seen in a Canovanas building. A number of of the people here allege this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Canovanas before the present.
A female with worms crawling out of her ears was spotted emerging in a bathroom mirror. This precise ghost has been made out time and again in this place. It's been argued that this exact phantom is that of a person who settled here in Canovanas before the present. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her head showed up seated on a couch in a home near Canovanas. Additional reports of this spirit have been reported. Regardless of what folks state, it is in all certainty
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a frightening ghost that you don't want to meet at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Canovanas
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Ghost Sightings From Canovanas
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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