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These are some lies we made up about Camuy.
An alien from outer space came into sight in Cancha el Bolo Jimenez late in the night sipping blood from a bottle.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship was perceived looking for a map by Rio Camuy.
The ghost of a guy holding a sword was distinguished at Punta Manglillo after midnight looking down into the water. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been many other stories of this exact ghost.
A space man from planet Saturn has regularly been perceived up on Monte Iguina smoking a pipe.
A very large jackal is repeatedly made out reading a book in Quebrada Bellaca very late at night.
A space alien from another solar system has purportedly been observed on many occasions on the apex of one of the hills in the Montanas Guarionex in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to find a man.
A very large ibex can frequently be observed wandering through a house in Camuy.
An ET may be made out frequently
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riding on a steed alongside a road in the vicinity of Camuy.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has sometimes been spotted marching through an apartment in close proximity to Camuy.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nostrils is occasionally distinguished at a pay phone in Camuy talking on the phone. No matter what, it's undeniably a terrifying
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ghost that should be stayed away from.
A huge duckbill has been observed on a handful of instances wandering through a Camuy area burial ground.
The ghost of a chained up woman has regularly been distinguished flickering a lamp along a secluded highway near Camuy on a dark night. One of the local residents decisively asserts that this ghost could be the spirit of a local who died here in Camuy long ago.
A woman hauling her head under her arm is regularly observed standing by a wild highway right next door to Camuy.
The ghost of a youthful lady in a blood-covered wedding dress is rumored to have been noticed on many instances being carried by a motorcycle on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Camuy. Several people declare this ghost may well be a recognized yesteryear dweller of Camuy.
A decapitated lady can be observed time and again in a building in Camuy. One thing's for sure, this is a bad ghost that is rather not messed with.
A colossal addax has sometimes been noticed in a Camuy house.
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spirit of a teenage girl has allegedly been seen on a few occasions marching down a secluded road near Camuy.
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Ghost Sightings From Camuy
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Ghost Sightings From Camuy
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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