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These are some lies we made up about Caguas.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head has supposedly been seen on a few occasions very late at night studying Quebrada Las Bambuas in detail. Any which way, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that is better not disrupted.
An martian tourist from deep space can once in a while be observed hauling a corpse across the ground in Bairoa Park after midnight.
The ghost of a woman with a sack bound around her head has frequently been witnessed pointing at the onlooker up on Altos de San Luis.
A space invader from planet Pluto is repeatedly seen on the pinnacle of one of the heights in the Altos de San Luis on a dark night staring furiously at the bystander.
A partially transparent guy dressed as the captain of a freight ship has been said to have been observed on a few instances mid stream in Rio Bairoa going mad.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be distinguished repeatedly chucking stones by a streetlamp in Caguas.
A gigantic
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alligator has once in a while been noticed late at night soaring across Los Sumideros.
Count Dracula is once in a while perceived piling stones on the water's edge of Lago Loiza.
The ghost of a young man sporting a confederate uniform has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions strolling from apartment to apartment before dawn
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on a Caguas residential road. In any case, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can occasionally be made out in Caribbean National Forest quite near the ranger station eating a melon.
An ET was observed searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Caguas home after midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space came into view looking at folks in a Caguas apartment through a keyhole.
The ghost of a hobo was noticed in a desolate area right next door to Caguas. Panic stricken by the onlookers the phantom withdrew into the darkness. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying spirit that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
A gigantic shrew was spotted hovering along a dark highway right next door to Caguas.
A space alien from Pluto was witnessed dispatching a postcard at a Caguas post office.
The spirit of a young-looking lady drenched in blood has repeatedly been perceived talking into the air as if someone else was
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there. No matter what people state, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Caguas
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Ghost Sightings From Caguas
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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