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These are some lies we made up about Cabo Rojo.
A space man from Venus has regularly been spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise soaring across the Cordillera Sabana Alta.
A space invader from the cosmos has supposedly been noticed on a few instances up on the apex of Cerro Algodon chucking rocks.
A gargantuan hare may often be witnessed mounding chunks of concrete near the water at Punta Arenas.
A space invader has once in a while been noticed on the shore of Laguna Guaniquilla trashing an object.
An martian traveler from another planet is once in a while made out by a woman canoeing in a river next to Cabo Rojo.
The ghost of a young-looking lady soaked in blood has purportedly been made out on one or two instances at Balneario Publico de Boqueron at midnight going for a swim. In any case, it's a scary spirit that you do not want to come across before sunrise.
The ghost of an old sorceress can now and then be noticed in Bajo Enmedio late at night smoking a pipe.
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Local people who have observed this ghost argue this ghost loves startling foolhardy people who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in Cabo Rojo.
An alien from the cosmos has repeatedly been spotted struggling out of Cano Corazones soaked in filth before dawn.
A guy with a large hole through his chest is regularly witnessed dragging
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a cadaver from the cold water of Cano Merle at midnight.
An extremely large chipmunk has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions in Centro Plaza Lajas after midnight howling.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship may repeatedly be distinguished taking a rest on a bench in a trailer in Cabo Rojo.
The Wizard of Oz may be seen time and again attempting to grab something beside a streetlight in Cabo Rojo.
A female's body with a dog's head has every so often been spotted striding from house to house on a dark night on a Cabo Rojo residential street.
A giant dingo is once in a while seen relaxing at a coffee table in a Cabo Rojo apartment.
An extremely large aardvark has been spotted on many instances in a secluded area outside Cabo Rojo.
A space alien from planet Mercury can occasionally be seen trying to get cars to stop alongside a shadowy highway close to Cabo Rojo.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun was made out gulping regular from a gas pump at a fuel station in Cabo Rojo.
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This exact ghost has been noticed time and again in this neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Cabo Rojo
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Ghost Sightings From Cabo Rojo
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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