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These are some lies we made up about Boqueron.
The spirit of a guy wearing an armed forces outfit has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions looking at the vista from the highest spot of Cerro Algodon around midnight.
An ET may from time to time be spotted hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Cabo Rojo National Wildlife Refuge around midnight.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been perceived in a wooden boat on Laguna Guaniquilla reading a tabloid.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head has allegedly been observed on several occasions down near the waterfront at Playa Aguila trying to find something.
A knight's armor with no human inside may frequently be perceived flying over the Sierra Bermeja before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Mercury can be witnessed time and again screaming in Bajo Casabe after midnight.
A large chilling dragon has sometimes been distinguished coming into view in a bedroom mirror.
A very large tiger
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is sometimes made out glancing across Corozo Salt Flats late at night.
A partially see-through man outfitted as the skipper of a freight ship has been distinguished on one or two instances at Punta Aguila very late at night gazing down into the water.
A big creepy ghost may occasionally be noticed shuffling orbs about under a frightening
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towering tree in Bosque Estatal Los Morillos.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman sporting a confederate uniform was distinguished by Cienaga de Cuevas crying out names. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being spotted. One thing is for sure, it's sure a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman emerged taking a rest on a couch in an apartment in the vicinity of Boqueron. When noticed the ghost moved toward the onlooker who then fled. Nevertheless, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is better not upset.
Issac Newton was witnessed around midnight running after a passing Jeep on a shady road close to Boqueron.
An alien from deep space became visible in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object was made out pulling up weeds in the yard of a building in Boqueron.
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Ghost Sightings From Boqueron
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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