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Barceloneta, Puerto Rico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Barceloneta.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been observed seeking a hat in Complejo Deportivo around midnight.
A massive marten is sometimes witnessed by Cano Salado consuming a sandwich.
A space alien from planet Mars is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions floating by on Rio Grande de Manati late at night.
The ghost of a young female clothed as a maid can sometimes be seen down near the water at Punta Boquilla smoking a pipe.
An ET from deep space is repeatedly made out reading a newspaper next to a tall tree in Cambalache State Forest.
A centaur is known to have been observed on one or two instances trying to locate someone at Playa Mar Chiquita.
A space alien can be made out often monitoring the scenery from the apex of Cerro Pelota in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a destitute gentleman has now and then been spotted before sunrise staring over Charca La Tembladera.
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Some of the locals allege this phantom is perhaps the undeceased phantom of a local resident who used to have a home here in Barceloneta.
An martian tourist from space has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions late at night scrutinizing Quebrada Canoas in detail.
A bloodcurdling being may sometimes be observed in a Barceloneta
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area auto part store, marching the aisles. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Barceloneta local.
A colossal baboon was seen shining a flash light at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Barceloneta.
The ghost of a gold-miner was noticed sitting at the dining table in a Barceloneta home startling people. The spirit reacted to the witness.
An extraterrestrial from space was distinguished staggering through a building in Barceloneta.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer was perceived riding on a steed beside a highway near Barceloneta.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has regularly been observed in a phone booth in Barceloneta making a telephone call.
A female with a half translucent body has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions strolling through a Barceloneta neighborhood graveyard. According to what the residents say, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while driving through Barceloneta in the past. Whatever folks articulate,
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this is an antagonistic ghost that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Barceloneta
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Ghost Sightings From Barceloneta
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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