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These are some lies we made up about Bajadero.
Frankenstein's Monster is every so often noticed in Cienaga Tiburones very late at night attempting to hide a cadaver.
A colossal fawn is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions speaking into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
An alien from planet Neptune may once in a while be perceived swallowing apple juice mid stream in Rio Grande de Arecibo.
A large creepy ogre has regularly been perceived staring down into the water at Punta Caracoles at night.
A lady with no head is known to have been noticed on frequent instances in Arecibo Centro Plaza at night reading a newsletter. Residents argue that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who have the courage to disturb the serenity in Bajadero.
A huge gemsbok may be seen over and over again walking a Collie on a dark night on a shadowy Bajadero street.
A space alien from space is every so often distinguished weeping up on the highest spot of Loma
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Correa.
Nicolaus Copernicus is rumored to have been observed on many occasions howling between the big trees of Bosque Estatal de Rio Abajo.
A man devoid of a head may every so often be witnessed at Dos Bocas Dam around midnight enjoying the surroundings.
An extremely large cat was seen studying Quebrada Jobos in detail late at
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night.
A Triceratops emerged glancing over Hoya Cana on a dark night.
An extremely scary ghost was made out watching movies in a Bajadero living room before sunrise. The ghost spoke of revenging a killing. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of an old female carrying a handgun became visible on a Bajadero residential street at midnight. The eye witness became frightened and ran away.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief was spotted gazing at an old woman slumbering on the floor in an apartment in Bajadero. The spirit did not seem to be agonized by the bystanders. In any event, it undeniably is a scary spirit that should be shunned.
A colossal kid was witnessed in a restaurant in the Bajadero area.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has repeatedly been spotted trying on a hat in a Bajadero apartment.
A very large dingo is repeatedly noticed struggling out from a manhole on a Bajadero lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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black cockroach that transformed into a woman has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Bajadero. One of the local residents definitely claims that this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Bajadero a long time ago. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Bajadero
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Ghost Sightings From Bajadero
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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