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These are some lies we made up about Arroyo.
The ghost of a man holding a sword may be observed over and over again at Balneario de Arroyo going for a moonlight-hour bath. According to what the people who live here allege, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the silence in Arroyo. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you do not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic raccoon has sometimes been distinguished in Arrecife Algarrobo on a dark night munching on a melon.
Bigfoot is every so often seen on the apex of Cerro Boca del Infierno after midnight viewing the scenery.
A huge salamander is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions hauling a corpse through some bushes in Cancha Ernesto Vaquez Diaz in the early morning hours.
An enormous fox may sometimes be seen by Rio Chico trying to locate somebody.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her ears has frequently been perceived hovering in the
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air like a balloon in Arroyo. Many locals assert this spirit takes pleasure in startling unwise people who come looking for spirits in Arroyo.
The ghost of a tied up woman is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances at Punta Barrancas in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water.
A female holding her
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head beside her arm can be distinguished very often in a supermarket in the Arroyo vicinity. Residents allege that this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Arroyo many years ago. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this is an unfriendly spirit that any sane person would not want to bump into.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has once in a while been observed struggling to capture something in Caribbean National Forest quite near the ranger station.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head gone is occasionally perceived trying on socks in an Arroyo building. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that should be avoided.
A beheaded female has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances scrambling up from a manhole on an Arroyo lane in the early morning hours. Nevertheless, it's sure a frightening spirit that is preferably not upset.
A space invader from planet Mars may every now and then be witnessed performing a song on a harp in an Arroyo apartment.
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extraterrestrial from another planet was observed in an Arroyo school on a dark night staggering the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Arroyo
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Ghost Sightings From Arroyo
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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