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These are some lies we made up about Arecibo.
A decapitated man has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions in Arecibo Centro Plaza in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a body across the dirt. It's been said that this exact ghost may be a famous old days dweller of Arecibo.
An extraterrestrial can every now and then be observed by Rio Grande de Arecibo looking for a shoe.
A female with her legs removed has frequently been spotted very late at night scrambling out of Cienaga Tiburones soaked in dirty water. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Arecibo local resident.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy is frequently observed smoking a cigar in Quebrada La Regadera late in the night.
Nicolaus Copernicus may repeatedly be made out conversing into the air next to the water at Punta Caracoles.
A very large turtle can be perceived repeatedly in a house in Arecibo.
An extraterrestrial from
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the Moon is once in a while perceived up on Rincon Grande looking for a man.
The spirit of a gentleman holding a bloody sword has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions late at night soaring across Hoya Cana.
A very large civet can from time to time be seen striding beside a desolate road close to Arecibo.
A very large platypus
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was observed coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
The ghost of a civil war soldier came into sight taking a rest on the floor in a home next to Arecibo. When the bystander showed up the ghost escaped. Loads of local residents declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Arecibo a long time ago. No matter what, it is indisputably a menacing phantom that you would not want to meet before sunrise.
An ET from another world was made out in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver witnessing the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object showed up gardening in the back yard of a house in Arecibo.
The Ugly Duckling was observed taking a rest on a sofa in a house in Arecibo.
A massive coyote was observed striding from residence to residence on a dark night on an Arecibo street.
A gigantic prairie dog has repeatedly been made out relaxing at the dining table in an Arecibo building.
An extremely large lemur
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is often distinguished staring at folks in an Arecibo building through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Arecibo
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Ghost Sightings From Arecibo
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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