|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Anasco.
Archimedes has frequently been perceived downing blood from a beaker by Cienaga El Guayabal.
The ghost of a young girl is repeatedly perceived before sunrise floating down Cano Boquilla. Scores of locals claim this phantom is in all probability the stressed phantom of a resident who used to live here in Anasco.
A space alien from deep space has supposedly been spotted on several occasions staring at the waves near the water at Balnearin de Anasco before dawn.
A space alien may regularly be made out on the apex of La Cadena very late at night glancing at the sight.
A shape with a skeleton face in gloomy robes may be noticed repeatedly on the top of one of the mountains in the La Cadena at night verbalizing into the air. People here argue that this phantom is the stressed spirit of a long gone Anasco local resident. Anyway, this is an unlikable phantom that should be stayed away from.
A wandering ghost has now and then been distinguished
| |
|
performing a song on a guitar in an Anasco mobile home.
The ghost of an airplane pilot is every now and then distinguished next to the water at Punta Algarrobo looking for a woman.
A giant lemur is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances in Arrecife Algarrobo at midnight crying.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified
| |
| |
flying object can sometimes be made out in Mayaguez Mall before sunrise yelling.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack carrying a large axe was spotted in a mirror in an Anasco home; the spirit was exclusively to be seen in the mirror. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of other stories of this individual ghost. A resident alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Anasco before the present.
A space man from planet Neptune came into sight in a residence near Anasco.
A terrifying skeleton came into view in an Anasco area store, walking the aisles. The onlooker ran off immediately after he set eyes on the ghost. One of the people who live here definitely declares that this ghost enjoys frightening foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Anasco.
A colossal anteater was noticed rearranging orbs about in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Anasco.
A Yeti was observed wandering through a home in Anasco.
A space
|
|
invader from deep space has frequently been made out mounted on a llama by a highway near Anasco.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Anasco
Submit a lie about Anasco, Puerto Rico:
Other untruthful towns near Anasco, Puerto Rico:
Las Marias, Puerto Rico, 0 miles away
Mayaguez, Puerto Rico, 5 miles away
Aguada, Puerto Rico, 7 miles away
Moca, Puerto Rico, 7 miles away
Rincon, Puerto Rico, 8 miles away
Aguadilla, Puerto Rico, 10 miles away
Hormigueros, Puerto Rico, 10 miles away
San Sebastian, Puerto Rico, 11 miles away
Maricao, Puerto Rico, 13 miles away
Cabo Rojo, Puerto Rico, 13 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Puerto Rico
|
Ghost Sightings From Anasco
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
MORE JOKES
|
