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These are some lies we made up about Aibonito.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been spotted seeking an object in Aguas Largas late in the night.
A giant newt has supposedly been spotted on one or two occasions glancing at the panorama from the pinnacle of Cerro Almirante on a dark night.
A gigantic oryx may frequently be spotted at night floating along Rio Caliente.
A gargantuan hippopotamus may be perceived frequently in Cancha Bajo Techo at the stroke of midnight reading a book.
An martian explorer from another solar system is every so often made out soaring over the Cerros de Santini late at night.
A space alien from another galaxy can occasionally be made out riding on a horse along a highway in close proximity to Aibonito.
Little Red Riding Hood is often distinguished striding through a flat outside Aibonito.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest has supposedly been perceived on a few instances in a phone booth in Aibonito
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talking on the telephone. One of the locals confidently argues that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Aibonito person who lived here.
A massive deer may often be observed right by Caribbean National Forest flickering a flash light.
A huge elk may be seen very often startling folks alongside a desolate highway near Aibonito
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at midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every now and then been witnessed staying in a forsaken manor in Aibonito.
An alien tourist from outer space has allegedly been seen on many instances standing by a secluded road right next door to Aibonito.
A space invader from space can every so often be made out in a house in Aibonito.
A medusa was spotted wandering along a desolate road right next door to Aibonito.
A gigantic boar emerged showing up in a closet mirror.
A female's body with a donkey's head was observed at midnight following a passing Chrysler on a murky highway close to Aibonito. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished over and over again around here.
A big terrifying beast emerged in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
An alien was seen watering plants in the side yard of a house in Aibonito.
A gigantic mustang was distinguished by a person
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hiking along a trail near Aibonito.
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Ghost Sightings From Aibonito
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Ghost Sightings From Aibonito
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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