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These are some lies we made up about Aguadilla.
A Brachiosaurus came into sight staring down into the water at Bahia de Aguadilla at midnight.
A gigantic hog was noticed trying to grab something by Cano Madre Vieja.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object emerged taking a moonlight-hour bath at Balneario Municipal de Aguda.
A giant peccary was perceived hurling chunks of concrete into Boca de La Zanja before dawn.
A huge crocodile was perceived up on the apex of Cerro Cayures yelling people's names.
A gargantuan lion has repeatedly been spotted pulling a dead body across the dirt in Aguada Parque de Colon late at night.
A feminine body is often witnessed picking flowers in the side yard of a building in Aguadilla. One of the people who live here decisively asserts that this phantom is that of a resident who had a home here in Aguadilla some decades ago.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions down near
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Ojo de Valencia late in the night gazing angrily at the bystander. Anyway, it's a frightening ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
Alexander the Great can be seen often flying over the Cordillera Jaicoa after midnight.
A huge leopard has once in a while been distinguished relaxing in an armchair in a mobile
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home in Aguadilla.
Frankenstein's Monster has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in Cano Echevarria after midnight stacking pebbles.
A huge armadillo has frequently been distinguished trashing a photo underneath a streetlamp in Aguadilla.
An extremely large badger is often spotted rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Aguadilla home before dawn.
An enormous gazelle can often be spotted looking at people in an Aguadilla house through a door crack.
An martian traveler from deep space can be seen time and again in a wild zone next to Aguadilla.
A space alien from Venus has every so often been observed dispatching a parcel at an Aguadilla post office.
A space alien from the cosmos is every so often observed conversing into the air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her ears is known to have been observed on a few occasions walking a Cocker Spaniel before sunrise on a shadowy Aguadilla road. In any case, it's undoubtedly
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a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Aguadilla
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Ghost Sightings From Aguadilla
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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