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These are some lies we made up about Aguada.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship may now and then be spotted carrying a skull in Aguada Parque de Colon at midnight.
An alien voyager from the cosmos was observed howling in a row boat on Boca de La Zanja.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto emerged pacing through a house in close proximity to Aguada.
A space man from deep space was witnessed twinkling a lantern down near the water at Bahia de Aguadilla.
A space invader emerged walking through an Aguada vicinity churchyard.
A gargantuan ermine was perceived staring at the sight from the apex of La Cadena on a dark night.
An alien explorer from another solar system has repeatedly been perceived on the peak of one of the heights in the La Cadena before sunrise appearing menacing.
A space alien from outer space has been witnessed on one or two occasions going for a swim down at Balnearin de Anasco late at night.
An enormous mole may often be seen heaving pieces
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of wood into the flowing water at Cano Garcia in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial may be spotted very frequently going out of control by Cienaga El Guayabal.
The phantom of a young air force pilot has every so often been perceived carving an outlet in Arrecife Peregrina at midnight.
A big frightening
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giant has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances trashing a picture along a deserted highway in the vicinity of Aguada after midnight.
An enormous tiger may sometimes be noticed standing by a secluded highway outside Aguada.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy is often spotted in a residence in Aguada.
An extremely large guanaco has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions in an Aguada home.
A woman with a sea-green face can repeatedly be distinguished strolling along a desolate highway right next door to Aguada. Folks here allege that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Aguada local.
The ghost of a mailman has occasionally been spotted coming into view in a bedroom mirror. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that is better not disrupted.
A man's body with the head of a horse is from time to time seen resting in a chair in a trailer in the neighborhood of Aguada. Whatever folks say, this is an unlikable spirit that you
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do not want to come across at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Aguada
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Ghost Sightings From Aguada
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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