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The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft was witnessed watching shows in an Adjuntas living room around midnight.
The ghost of a bum materialized in Complejo Recreativo Guarionex at midnight howling. When witnessed the ghost came up to the onlooker who then escaped.
The ghost of a young female drenched in blood was perceived dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Rio Cidra very late at night. There are further descriptions regarding this spirit in the area.
A Brachiosaurus has often been seen attempting to grip something up on the highest spot of Cerro Bartolo.
A very large horse is regularly observed contemplating down by the water at Lago Garzas.
The ghost of an aged witch has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances in Bosque Estatal de Guilarte before dawn climbing a high tree. Many local residents assert this ghost could be a famous yesteryear dweller of Adjuntas.
A female's body with a sheep's head
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can regularly be distinguished on an Adjuntas road at the stroke of midnight. People here who have noticed this ghost say this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Adjuntas. In any case, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A moderately decomposed human
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cadaver can be observed frequently in Quebrada Arenas in the early morning hours facing the eye witness.
A space alien from planet Pluto has occasionally been distinguished staring at a person sleeping on the floor in a flat in Adjuntas.
The ghost of a grower wearing a farmer hat is every so often observed trying on a shirt in an Adjuntas mobile home.
A space alien from another planet has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Adjuntas.
Snow White can every now and then be witnessed performing a piece of music on a harmonica in an Adjuntas residence.
A gargantuan puma has often been spotted in an Adjuntas highschool in the early morning hours striding the corridors.
An enormous quagga is frequently perceived in a mirror in an Adjuntas flat; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
An extremely large lizard has been said to have been seen on several instances in a trailer right next door to Adjuntas.
A space invader can regularly be seen
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in an Adjuntas area hardware store, striding the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Adjuntas
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Ghost Sightings From Adjuntas
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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