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An extraterrestrial from deep space has frequently been observed in Black Meadows at the stroke of midnight struggling to dump a dead body.
A gigantic coyote is repeatedly perceived by an old woman hunting in a forest in close proximity to Whippany.
An alien can frequently be spotted relaxing in a beanbag in a trailer in Whippany.
A colossal doe may be distinguished frequently wandering from flat to flat in the early morning hours on a Whippany avenue.
An martian voyager from deep space has every now and then been witnessed by Birchwood Lake Dam very late at night staring at the water.
An extremely large elk is occasionally noticed browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Whippany flat at the stroke of midnight.
The Mothman has purportedly been noticed on a small number of instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Arrowhead Lake around midnight.
The phantom of a mailman can every so often be seen in Rockaway
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Valley after midnight howling.
An alien from another solar system has regularly been spotted covering a cadaver by a large boulder in Burnham Park around midnight.
A giant armadillo is frequently observed studying the panorama from the peak of Bald Hill late in the night.
A womanly figure may regularly be noticed flickering a lamp
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in Beaver Brook. A local woman declares that this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Whippany.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object can be witnessed often taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Whippany mobile home.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword has now and then been made out looking at people in a Whippany home through an air vent.
An alien explorer from another world is now and then observed in a deserted neighborhood near Whippany.
The ghost of a woman with a name carved into her arm has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions yelling people's names outside the entrance to Anthony Wayne Recreation Area.
A space alien from another planet can from time to time be witnessed in Delaware National Scenic River near the park headquarters turning toward the observer.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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