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These are some lies we made up about Wallington.
Napoleon Bonaparte has occasionally been distinguished at Dundee Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the surroundings.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire is known to have been noticed on several occasions hauling a dead body from the cold water of Ackermans Creek late at night. In any event, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that is rather not interrupted.
An enormous hartebeest may now and then be perceived crawling out of Eight Day Swamp covered in mud at the stroke of midnight.
A Seismosaurus was seen in Schmidts Woods in the early morning hours yelling at a rock.
A glow-in-the-dark human form emerged on the apex of Laurel Hill late at night glancing at the panorama. This is one of those spirits that is distinguished very often in the neighborhood.
A space alien from planet Jupiter materialized covering a dead body by a big rock in Alonzo F Bonsal Wildlife Preserve before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking guy
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in a winter coat was noticed poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Wallington. The observer fled after she saw the phantom. If you listen to what the local residents say, this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy folks who have the nerve to interrupt the tranquility in Wallington.
A decapitated gentleman was noticed performing
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a tune on a flute in a Wallington apartment. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody else present. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Wallington.
A gargantuan colt has repeatedly been spotted laundering a blood-covered scarf in Passaic Falls at midnight.
An ET from the cosmos is regularly distinguished in a Wallington highschool at the stroke of midnight wandering the halls.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform has been witnessed on one or two instances in a mirror in a Wallington residence; the phantom was only detectable in the mirror.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object can regularly be made out in a trailer outside Wallington.
A woman with her right arm and left leg cut off has now and then been spotted in a Wallington area hardware store, pacing the aisles. Locals here assert that this ghost could be a celebrated old days dweller of Wallington.
A military outfit
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walking about with no body in it is from time to time observed reflecting at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Wallington.
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Ghost Sightings From Wallington
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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